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| jomoud PRO Mon 2nd Nov 2009 22:35
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SOME QUESTIONS THAT CRY OUT FOR AN ANSWER:):)
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why, Why, Why
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE...
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
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| lunacrout Mon 2nd Nov 2009 23:31
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Whewwww!!! - mind boggling (LOL)
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| LisaSam67 Mon 2nd Nov 2009 23:54
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"Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? "
Some government official!
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| gentletouch PRO Tue 3rd Nov 2009 18:48
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"What disease did cured ham actually have?"
The Swine Flu?
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| Riet Wed 4th Nov 2009 09:03
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Great! I have printed it!
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| biggles Wed 4th Nov 2009 09:14
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The Herring is a lucky fish, from all disease inured
Should he be ill when caught at sea, immediately he's cured.
-Spike Milligan
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| rainbow71 Sat 7th Nov 2009 03:41
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LOL that is so funny but true.
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| styxpix Sat 21st Nov 2009 23:26
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Originally posted by gentletouch:
The Swine Flu?
Don't bother to ring the Swine Flu helpline - you just get crackling on the line...
Originally posted by jomoud:
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
That's easy - we didn't evolve from apes. A few million years ago (give or take a million...) we shared a common ancestor...then the species diverged... apes & monkeys evolved along one line, our early human ancestors evolved along the other line.
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